Stuffed Animals


All stuffed animals are adopted


Mara
Gender - Girl
Age - 3
Marital Status - Single; dating Gerald
Favorite Food - Slop
Animal - Pig
Nickname - Snorts
Interesting Thing - Mara's Beanie Baby name is 'Snorts.' Disgusting name if you ask me. She has become Mara, and she'll stay that way. 
Honey
Gender - Girl
Age - 1 
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Nuts
Animal - Hamster
Nickname - Scurry
Interesting Thing - Honey is the smartest breed of hamsters: Syrian. She can navigate complex mazes that I doubt I could even do. She is very dramatic, and will sometimes hypnotize me. She only does this when she wants something TERRIBLY, and will SURELY DIE without it.
Queenie


Gender - Girl
Age - 1
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - worms
Animal - Owl
Nickname - The Queen
Interesting Thing - Queenie was unnamed for about 5 months. She was called 'The Queen' for that time.When I finally named her, I just chose something I remembered. So, Queenie she is.
Fletcher
Gender - Boy
Age - 1
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Fish
Animal - Cat
Nickname - Millers
Interesting thing - Fletcher's name was undecided for a LONG TIME. He almost was a girl for part of the time - he was almost named Millicent! (Hence the nickname Millers.) Fletcher is a sweet boy, and he is a very good mouser.
Gerald
Gender - Boy
Age - 2
Marital Status - Single; dating Mara
Favorite Food - Corn
Animal - Turkey
Nickname - Piggy
Interesting Thing - Gerald got his name from the 'Piggy and Gerald' books which I was obsessed with when I got him.
Shacta
Gender - Girl
Age - 1
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Seeds
Animal - Oriole
Nickname - Starla
Interesting Thing - She's not only an oriole, she's a BLACK oriole. Shacta got her name because the two earliest Webkinz pets were both 'S' names. She needed a different name that started with S. Starla-Sharla-Shacla-Shacta.
Nagini
Gender - Girl
Age - 3
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Crickets
Animal - Snake
Nickname - Serpentes
Interesting Thing - Although her name is Nagini, the infamous name of Voldemort's snake, her personality is 100% different. Nagini is a kind, fun-loving snake, and she loves to play pranks on unsuspecting adults. She is very outgoing.
Simba
Gender - Boy
Age - 3
Marital Status - Married to Nala
Favorite Food - Zebras
Animal - Lion
Nickname - Mufasa
Interesting Thing - Simba is a proud, yet kindhearted lion. He often helps others to do things when they are having a hard time. However, he is usually jealous of Bilbo, as he usually gets the bed; a most coveted area by all the animals.
Nala
Gender - Girl
Age - 3
Marital Status - Married to Simba
Favorite Food - Antelopes
Animal - Lion
Nickname - Sirabi
Interesting Thing - Nala is a pulchritudinous, athletic and witty lion. Unlike most female lions, who hunt to survive, Nala hunts for sport. She also got a degree in comprehension in lion-college.
Sylva
Gender - Girl
Age - 2
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Grapes
Animal - Fox
Nickname - Vulpini
Interesting Thing - Sylva has a really big sweet tooth. She constantly asks for candy and loves when I give in. She has gotten really mad at the song, "What does the fox say" because she KNOWS that they know what she says.
Theodore
Gender - Boy
Age - 2
Marital Status - Single; is secretly in love with Nagini
Favorite Food - Wildebeest
Animal - Lion
Nickname - Panthera Leo
Interesting Thing - Theodore was about to be sent away to a thrift store when I rescued him. Even after his distressing past, he is a cheerful addition to the SA family, and he always has a smile.
Kisco
Gender - Boy
Age - 1
Marital Status - Single; dating Lady
Favorite Food - Sausage
Animal - Dog
Nickname - Crisco
Interesting Thing - Kisco smells like lavender. He is rather arrogant because of it, and sometimes gets angry when I have a stuffed nose and I can't smell him. However, Kisco is not at all a stuck-up snoot, if that's what you're thinking. He is one of the only ones who cleans up after himself, and he always is obedient.
Matilda
Gender - Girl
Age - 4
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Eggs
Animal - Pig
Nickname - Sus
Interesting Thing - Matilda is very good at keeping her mouth shut. This is one of the reasons I often giggle in bed with her because we're sharing secrets and fears.
Kitten
Gender - Girl
Age - 7
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Fish
Animal - Cat
Nickname - Kitty
Interesting Thing - I got Kitten for my fifth birthday. She was very obliging to my sister, who was sick and wanted to pet her. Kitten is the 'grandmother' of the group and she often tells them stories of when we lived in the old house together. To be honest, I think she misses the days when it was a small family; I gave her more attention. But she loves the stuffed animals, and she puts up with them.
Bucky Bear
Gender - Boy
Age - 6
Marital Status - Single; dating Trophy Bear
Favorite Food - Honey
Animal - Bear
Nickname - Lucky
Interesting Thing - Bucky Bear has been a companion of mine for six years. He, like Kitten, loves the SA family but misses the days when I had more time for him. Once, when I was eight years old, I wanted to cut his hair. "It'll grow back," I thought, "And I can cut it again!" Bucky's hair has been abnormally short for a care-bear ever since.
Lady
Gender - Girl
Age - 1
Marital Status - Single; dating Kisco
Favorite Food - Dog food
Animal - Dog
Nickname - Tramp
Interesting Thing - Lady has a heart on her back. When I got her, that heart would 'fill up' to the top if you made her happy. She is the only one of my animals with a collar, and when she has batteries in her, she barks. Lady was the one I practiced on when I wanted to be a vet. I often took her appendix out. 
Bilbo
Gender - Boy
Age - 7
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Ants
Animal - Bear
Nickname - Hobbit
Interesting Thing - Bilbo is the oldest pet, but I got him just in late October 2013. He loves to play duck-duck-goose. Nobody really has gotten used to him, but we all love him just the same. He is a friendly, well-rounded boy, and he loves ant souffle.
Dolphina
Gender - Girl
Age - 4
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Codfish
Animal - Dolphin
Nickname - Forlov
Interesting Thing - Dolphina is easily the most prepossessing animal in the group. Her kindness always leads to tears and rips, yet she quietly serves anyway.
Ballet Dog
Gender - Girl
Age - 1
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Bacon
Animal - Dog
Nickname - Canis
Interesting Thing - Ballet Dog is the average teenage girl - but a bit worse. She once told me, "So the other day at the dance studio, I saw this totally cute guy, and I was like, 'Hi.' And he totally said back, 'Hey girl. Wanna go on a date?' And I was like, 'OMGoodness!! Of course, I would!' And he was all like, 'Okay. Just give me your name, address, social security number, and all your medical records, and I'll be at your house at 8.' And like, I totally gave it to him, 'cause he was like, so cute." This is an example of Ballet Dog.
Bjork
Gender - Boy
Age - 1
Marital Status - Single
Favorite Food - Alfalfa
Animal - Horse
Nickname - Equus
Interesting Thing - Bjork is my newest Webkinz pet. His name is Viking, and it means 'Birch Tree' in Icelandic. Bjork fits the criteria. He is firm in his beliefs, and he is always, always correct. According to him.
Trophy Bear
Gender - Girl
Age - 5
Marital Status - Single; dating Bucky Bear
Favorite Food - Salmon
Animal - Bear
Nickname - Harriet Potter
Interesting Thing - Trophy Bear has a large scar on the right side of her forehead. She got this when she was 'testing' her parachute. Trophy Bear is an outgoing, energetic girl, and she is unafraid of trying new things. Trophy Bear has always wanted to fly.
Skiffy
Gender - Girl
Age - 2
Marital Status - Single; disgusted by any boys
Favorite Food - Crayfish
Animal - Raccoon
Nickname - Procyon
Interesting Thing - The first boy Skiffy ever met was Kisco, during one of his proud, haughty, stuck-up phases. He was rather rude, and so Skiffy was, of course, disgusted. She has never wanted to meet any other boys. She has gotten used to her brothers - including Kisco - but never wanted to meet another boy. Ever.

Have a smiley day!

1 comment:

  1. that is so funny!

    I hope you continue to have fun with your animals.

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